P&P, Yeah You Know Me

I started Pride and Prejudice this morning on the train, and am bored beyond all senses. Bunch of women standing around yammering about getting married, all under a blizzard of overwritten haughtiness. I would actually rather read a book from the father's point of view, presumably titled I Wish These Bitches Would Shut the Fuck Up for Two Seconds. - XMASTIME

For some reason here's Pride and Prejudice in two charts. Enjoy.