Deep Thoughts, with Xmastime

For fuck's sake - how bout putting the mayo on the McChicken sandwich AFTER you've fucking nuked it, not before? Fuck! You know me - I'll eat mayonnaise off the street, but I don't like it fucking boiled. Who's the wizard behind this shit? - XMASTIME

I love tuna fish out of a can, but I do not love real tuna fish. I love chicken, but I do not care for chicken salad. - XMASTIME

I am not a wise man. But while I do not have much food for thought, I do have a lot of thought for food.

(Solemn head bow.)