Back in 2015 I rolled my eyes at some guy writing an entire article about eating 22 mozzarella sticks in 14 hours, which is ridiculously un-newsworthy and unimpressive:
I enjoyed the TGIF mozzarella sticks massacre post when it came out last year, but in re-reading it now I feel like 1) is 32 sticks in 14 hours impressive? hmm. 2) letting
management in on your little stunt is kinda cheating.
And today I shall do the same thing: guy eats 9 waffles over the course of 15 hours and that's something to write about? Really?
Ladies and gentlemen, let me remind you of what a real legend looks like:
...one time at lunch in high school I ate 15 rolls. And, as Vince Ball marveled the whole time, WITHOUT ANYTHING TO DRINK!!!!!
That's 15 rolls in only 30 minutes, losers!
And they were good af.
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