The problem with watching any movie about The Salem Witch Trials is about 40% of the movie is gonna girls rolling on the floor, shrieking like banshees. Cant we just acknowledge thus will happen, and then skip having to sit there and actually listen? Maybe as soon as it starts, a cartoon mouse pops onscreen and announces "hey folks, the next 11 minutes is girls shrieking, got it? Can you wrap your head around that? Good, then we'll skip it and move on!"
"DAMMIT Goody Smith you know she's allergic to ranch dressing!"
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