An Open Letter to the Guy in the Office Bathroom Who Walked by Four Regular Stalls, Used the Handicapped One and Then Didn't Even Bother Trying to Hide When I Walked into the Bathroom to a Urinal and Instead Came Walking Out Just as Easy As You Please Washing His Hands and Whistling for the Next Five Minutes:

Dear Sir:

Huzzah on the chutzpah. But really, you're a fucking dick.

I remain, 

Xmastime