Seinfeld Sucks (Not Really)

The nice (I guess they are anyway, what the fuck do I know about these people?) folks over at Cracked have a list of The 10 Worst Seinfeld episodes.

I can't really be bothered to look, as other than the first "real" season I'd say the only episode I've ever thought about skipping over was the one where they accidentally pick up a white supremacist in a limo.

"But Xmastime", you say in the voice of Craig “Ironhead” Heyward from those soap commercials (RIP), “didn't you give a rather detailed run-through of how terrible the first two seasons were over a dozen years ago?"

Sigh. Yes I did, faithful readers, YES I did: 

The Deal (5/2/91)

Pretty unwatchable, saved only by George line: "You ask me to have lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine, and then say you're not in the mood for details. Now you listen to me. I want details and I want them right now. I don't have a job, I have no place to go. You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood!"...READ MORE

 

"Yeah he uses this construct based on Craig “Ironhead” Heyward from those soap commercials (RIP),
he's done it since the beginning I mean I think you'd like it, Jerry!"