Apple Pie Not-So-High

"But Xmastime", you say in the voice of Craig “Ironhead” Heyward from those soap commercials (RIP), “didn't you write about a similar incident back in 2008?"

Sigh. Yes I did, faithful readers, YES I did:

The worst whuppin I ever got as a boy was when I took all the apples outta the apple pie. I guess I was about 7 years old, and my mother had made one of her awesome pies for after dinner and left it on the counter to....READ MORE HERE.