Say "Cheese"

Apparently the mozzarella sticks at TGI Fridays may not be *GASP!* real mozzarella:

The wheels of cheese justice might turn slowly, but they do grate on: A federal judge last week ruled that a lawsuit may continue by a woman suing because her bags of TGI Friday’s-branded “Mozzarella Sticks Snacks” contained no mozzarella, only cheddar.

I mean we should be lucky it's cheese at all, right? And who gives a shit - you're at a TGIF so you're probably in a velvet tracksuit drinking divorced father-tinis  anyways, just eat the sticks o'sadness and move the fuck on, people!

"But Xmastime", you say in the voice of Craig “Ironhead” Heyward from those soap commercials (RIP), “didn't you call bullshit on some of this years ago?"

Sigh. Yes I did, faithful readers, YES I did:

I enjoyed the TGIF mozzarella sticks massacre post when it came out last year, but in re-reading it now I feel like 1) is 32 sticks in 14 hours impressive? (2022 UPDATE: no). 2) letting management in on your little stunt is kinda cheating, no? (2022 UPDATE: yes)