Fun Being Me

Nobody really gives a shit about anything I do so for this post I'm just going to randomly pick an old post and pick out something that made me laugh out loud. So we go to July 2008:

Whenever I see some chump doing this, I do a slow burn while wishing that he'd accidentally catch some of the wrapper in his mouth and choke on it, falling to the floor for a few agonizing panicky moments before dying....after which I pick up his unfinished Big Mac and eat it while balling up the fucking wrapper and bouncing it off his head.

Sorry not sorry, but seeing me drop "some chump" and "balling up the fucking wrapper and bouncing it off his head" got legit lols from me. 🤔