Something I wrote rather sexily back in 2012:
Once when I was a little kid standing beside the pool at a Best Western (don' h8, poor people!) my mother became exasperated with my being scared of the water and said "hey, look over there!" I then found myself sinking like a rock to the bottom of the pool courtesy of my mother's foot, and such was my indignation that I simply laid on the bottom until someone had to fish me out.
I am pleased to report that this incident was in fact caught on film. Thank you, intrepid iPhone camera user!
Swim instructor woke up angrypic.twitter.com/4aNqCIAa3m
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) February 20, 2023
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