About a million years ago I had some riff about how I'd like to host a game show in which I explain to kids that all songs are really about fucking. To whit:
Me: Okay little Timmy, that song you just heard is called Dancing on the Ceiling. What do you think it's about, little Timmy?
Little Timmy: I think it's a bout friends, and they're dancing! They're dancing so great they feel like they're flying!
Me: (shaking head, looking at index cards in my hands) Oh no no I'm sorry little Timmy, it's about fucking.
I'd like to make a slight update to this: all songs are either about fucking or about OTHER PEOPLE fucking.
(Cap doffed, backing offstage ass-first through the curtain to mass applause)
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