Oh Good More Actors with Their Bullshit

 Oh ffs I know we all love Matt Damon but this popped out at me just now:

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I don't wanna make today Craig "Ironhead" Heyward Day, but of course I must:

"But Xmastime", you say in the voice of Craig “Ironhead” Heyward from those soap commercials (RIP), “didn't you roll your beady little eyes at this actor parent bullshit all the way back in 2005?"

Sigh. Yes I did, faithful readers, YES I did:

I've just about fucking had it with actors or musicians going on tv and blathering on and on about how unimpressed with their jobs their kids are, how "uncool" they see them. Yes, I'm sure your kids wish you were the assistant manager at Kmart. For fuck's sake, shut the fuck up - just once I'd like to see someone say "I'm a fucking movie star, you're goddam right my kids think I'm the coolest thing in the world."

Fuck you Matt Damon!

Okay I'm sorry Matt Damon I didn't mean that but enough already with this bullshit.