Saturday, April 15, 2023

Your Xmastime Reminder to Hate Kelly Taylor

Gina is twice as hot but of course I'm guessing Dylan picked Kelly because along with Grandma Walton, she's the fucking worst.

"But Xmastime", you say in the voice of Craig “Ironhead” Heyward from those soap commercials (RIP), “didn't you just 16 years ago live-blog an entire Beverly Hills 90210 episode highlighting how shitty Kelly Taylor was?"

Sigh. Yes I did, faithful readers, YES I did:

4:09 – Now she snaps at Steve after overhearing him talking about “perfect-looking” women. “There’s no such thing as perfect!!” and stomps away. “There’s no such thing as perfect”? Doesn’t sound like someone who’s striving to lose weight to gain the persfect* body, does it? Kelly, are you even TRYING to get under 100 lbs, or is this just a lot of hot air? Which, I shouldn't have to remind you, is what you're supposed to be eating...READ MORE

* leaving this typo in after 15 years because of all words to misspell I guess that's the funniest one

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