Happy Birthday Dairy Queen!

True story, hand to god: the first tacos I ever saw were from Dairy Queen, with Dennis the Menace branding TRUE STORY!! HAND TO GOD!!

"But Xmastime", you say in the voice of Craig “Ironhead” Heyward from those soap commercials (RIP), “didn't you once point something much more interesting you did at a Dairy Queen years ago??"

Sigh. Yes I did, faithful readers, YES I did!