Today's the 50TH birthday of my last surviving girlfriend. That's her, in the picture below. It's been so long since I had a girlfriend that I'm surprised that color photos of her exist, to be honest. Just so you feel like you know her better, I thought I'd tell you a bit about her:
LIKES: me, doting on me, worshipping the ground I walked on, me doing her, me letting her blow me, me getting her up on her haunches, me giving her an Xmastime blizzard at THE DAIRY QUEEN, sharing our dreams of a lifetime together, snuggling, the thing about the haunches again.
DISLIKES: anytime she wasn't doing the above, heights.
Happy Birfday, Baby!
And for you EGG FOO WHAT?! fans yes, she's the ex-girlfriend I talk about in this episode.
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