After walking Scooter tonight my nephew mentioned that South Korea has now banned selling & eating dog food.
Well done, South Korea!
"But Xmastime", you say in the voice of Craig “Ironhead” Heyward from those soap commercials (RIP), “isn't this just an excuse to post yet another fantastic. & timely Only Fools and Horses scene??"
Sigh. Yes it is, faithful readers, YES it is!
From the Series 2 finale, A Touch of Glass. In the beginning, Del has these classics:
Del: This is North Korea's finest porcelain. But our two great cultures have a different attitude towards animals. We are both a nation of dog lovers - the only difference is they love to eat 'em! Come on Rodders, get your finger out, we've got a long drive home.
Rodney: Do they really eat 'em?
Del: Would I lie to you? If a North Korean came to live in London he'd think that Battersea Dog's Home was a take-away! No, there's nothing they like more than a nice plate of poodle kebabs.
Rodney: Oh leave it out will yer!
Del: Or a bull terrier pie.
Grandad: Alright Del Boy, that's enough!
Del: Or sweet 'an sour greyhound.
Rodney: Oi! - one more word out of you and I'm gonna be sick on your sheepskin, and I mean it!
Del: Go on, put yer foot down Rodney. I'm starving! I could just go a nice Jack Russell and chips.
And don't forget that years ago, I created the funniest Photoshop job of all time you're welcome, Earf!
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