Woke Up This Morning

Just like Facebook made my great talent of remembering people's birthdays obsolete, the SKIP INTRO button on streaming services has done the same to my other significant talent:

Whenever I watch an episode of The Sopranos on HBO OnDemand, I know that if when the credits are rolling and I fast forward at 3x if I hit "play" at the exact moment I see the Pizzaland restaurant sign, then when it stops I will be at the exact beginning of the episode.

'Sigh. This makes me sad. See: :(