You Know It Makes Sense, Bruv!

FESSHOLE is one of my favorite Twitter feeds, it lets people anonymously confess some mundane-to-seriously-shocking stuff; now all I can think of is what if people started posting actual Del Boy plotlines from Only Fools and Horses episodes? 

I was clearing Grandad's allotment & found a tap, hidden by rocks, so now I'm claiming there's an actual spring, yielding 'Peckham Spring Water'...I'm selling public water back to the public.

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