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#XOTD2009

Monday, March 02, 2009

Roommates

I love it when I get a new roommate, and as he's moving in he proudly points out that he's brought dishes and bowls for everyone to use. "Help yourself, guys!"

Wow, thanks; here I've been eating out of my fucking shoe all this time. "Hey, Jim, the Messiah's arrived! And you're right, he brought plates!!!

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