New Day, New Assholes

Across my 26+ years of using the Subway/Metro I’ve seen a lot of assholes & shitheads and even after all this time I’ve discovered a brand new one to me: the older than fucking Methusala motherfuckers who choose to STAND next to an empty seat so that when you get on the train of course now you can’t take the seat since from then on every new person who gets on will think you’re sitting there like an asshole while this poor centenarian is suffering standing next to you so you hafta stand up throughout your whole ride or until Moses fucking whatever Moses' last name was gets off the fucking train  AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!