State du Moi

Look I’m not saying she’s gonna sit-down today & write a country western song about me, but earlier I saw that the lady who is always mopping my building’s lobby when I’m leaving in the morning - don’t ask me why someone decided peak commuting time in the morning when people are leaving the building is the right time to make a marble floor even more slippery - was right in front of the door I usually use to exit and when she saw me she made a motion to move but I waved her off and took one of the two doors I don’t ever use to leave in the morning, so…DOES that make me a hero? I guess I’ll just have to leave that for the history books to decide. 😔