State du Moi

There’s been a new guy sitting next to me at work for about 2 weeks and he’s 23 years old & so far I’ve been “fuck this young guy I’m not going out of my way to show him shit” but he just chuckled at one of my jokes so now I’m all like “I should probably make him a nice hot meal & then sit down with him and T. Rowe Price about making sure his 401K is set up right…”