Advice for Young People. I Have It.

I don't consider myself to be a man of great wisdom and I don't think anybody ever looks to me for advice but as I see all the young gentlemen in my life growing closer to adulthood there's one piece of advice I would like to pass on to them: if you find yourself remembering the days of the week by whichever free snack is served at your job at 3pm every day, don't ever leave that job.