New Yorker Pizza
Leesburg, VA
Barf Scale, 1-10: 9.7
This will be a horrifying standard that will be tough to beat. And it's not like they took some gross photo of mushroom casserole with wolf nipple chips of some shit, this is PIZZA!! And they still made it look like something I just threw up that Scooter won't even pick through for parts. If pizza is like sex in that even bad pizza is better than no pizza I'd say this pizza looks like sex with pizza: a bad fucking idea. Jesus christ. I need to lie down after looking at this shit.
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