BOOK IT:
1. Trump uses Biden's debate as an excuse to bow out, says he feels sorry for Biden & realizes he wants to put his tootsies up & "spend time with his family."
2. BLAMMO his new BFF Biden pardons him for all his crimes.
3. Trump's happy b/c he's not in prison. Biden’s happy b/c he's president. Country’s fucking relieved it may last longer than March.
YOU'RE WELCOME, AMERICA!
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