Hold Up - Her Last Name is "Wiener"?

I'd never heard of Hattie Wiener, the sex-positive oldest cougar who just died at 88, but I wish I had because I am officially all for that shit:

 

Ms. Wiener had long been an evangelist for older women having sex with younger men — a practice she began when she divorced in 1984, when she was 48 — and for the health benefits she felt accrued to those who followed her bedtime regimen, activities she promoted in a self-published book, “Sex and the Single Senior”. 

"But Xmastime", you say in the voice of Craig “Ironhead” Heyward from those soap commercials (RIP), "doesn’t this whole older women sleeping with young men ring a bell, maybe when it comes to your favorite presidential assassin of all time?"

Sigh. Yes I did, faithful readers, YES I did:

Postmenopausal women were encouraged to introduce teenage males to sex, providing both with legitimate partners that rarely resulted in pregnancies. Furthermore, these women became religious role models for the young men. Likewise, older men often introduced young women to sex. Noyes often used his own judgment in determining the partnerships which would form and would often encourage relationships between the non-devout and the devout in the community, in the hopes that the attitudes and behaviors of the devout would influence the non-devout. And when it came to enjoying Oneidas loose sexual morality, Guiteau repelled more women than he attracted. Indeed, in the several years he was living at Oneida, Guiteau would later testify that he had remained strictly virtuous.

WHERE THE HELL IS THE 8-PART CHARLES GUITEAU NETFLIX SERIES WE ALL DESERVE??!???!!?!