SEINFELD: The Café

The first two seasons of Seinfeld are pretty rocky (even George couldn't truly save them). In Season 3 you can feel the show starting to hit its stride, but The Café has to be the first episode in which you're like "goddam, Jason Alexander should run away with an Emmy for this fucking episode"; every single line he utters it hysterical and memorable, I've stolen the way he says "well hello professor!" about 90,000 times over the last 30+ years.

VIVA LA COSTANZA!!!