Washington Bullets

After my post just below about the Trump shooting attempt, nobody, ever everybody's clamoring for this absolute all-time Xmastime banger of a post from 2008:

Obama has chosen a running mate, but he's holding out on telling us.

I've got my own idea about whom he's chosen.

"Hey listen, if I'm going to be the first black president ever, let's be honest...I'm gonna need someone who can catch bullets."