OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

Last night HERE I rose holy hell re: not one not two but THREE of my commute escalators down in a 24-hour period; this morning alone 2 more weren't working and I've hit the wall and just can't do it anymore. It kinda seemed funny at first but at this point I either need to abandon it or compile like 10,000 of these and then present them to the DC Metro and I can already tell you that's not fucking happening. So I'm officially retiring my whole thing about the shitty escalators on my commute.

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