Sunday, September 08, 2024

CALLING DR. XMASTIME, Genius Script Doctor

In these two scenes, both of which star David Cross albeit in two different shows, both punchlines could've been funnier with just one tiny tweak. And of course at the bottom of this post I rather incredibly thoughtfully pieced together the two clips into one fucking video so all you have to do is stick your gross Cheetos-fingers on the play button to follow along YOU'RE WELCOME!

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT

LINDSAY: Well T, you're always thinking of others.
TOBIAS: I tried that, it didn't work either

XMASTIME SCRIPT-DOCTORED DIALOGUE:
LINDSAY: Well T, you're always thinking of others.
TOBIAS: That didn't work either.
THE INCREASINGLY POOR DECISIONS OF TODD MARGARET

ALICE: What happened to you?
TODD: Oh uh nothing, you should see the other guy.
DAVE: It was a lady, she's fine.

XMASTIME SCRIPT-DOCTORED DIALOGUE:
ALICE: What happened to you?
TODD: Oh uh nothing, you should see the other guy.
DAVE: She's fine.

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