"Crippling Hot Sauce", a Title I Prayed I'd Never Have to Write 😔

Thanks to my being a product of generations of Massachusetts Mushmouth you couldn't pay me to ingest hot sauce but I will buy a t-shirt for a good cause; do something good yourself over here everybody:

Drew has never let Cerebral Palsy stop him from chasing his dreams. So when his school business project was deemed “unrealistic,” he turned it into a fiery force for good. With every bottle sold, he donates 5% of the proceeds to CP research. Join Drew’s mission while enjoying bold, unique hot sauce!