I'm 99% Sure I'm Voting for Kamala Harris....

...but of course that 1% means this might be just too much to take a pass on in November:

“Hey, I didn’t personally murder you during my first term, so why would I do it now?"
“They want to eat your dogs.”
“I'd hate for something bad to happen to the Jews if I’m not elected, that would be very fortunate I mean I'm just saying…”

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