More Television Breakfast Bullshit

I'm sorry but even after 40+ years of watching tv shows with families in them I absolutely refuse to believe there are families out there sitting down to eat breakfast every morning I mean come the fuck on already with that shit. - XMASTIME

Just last week I railed, RAILED, Jerry!! about the bullshit that is the cereal/toast magical breakfast combo; today while re-watching The Sopranos pilot for the first time I'm reminded of yet another eye-rolling television breakfast trope, the "let's pour a gallon of milk into a glass pitcher and then leave it sitting around at room temperature for an hour or so before either throwing out any remaining milk or trying to pour it back into the gallon jug before having to wash said pitcher whether anybody actually even drank the milk or not" television breakfast bullshit (TBB (trademarked moi)).

"But Xmastime", you say in the voice of Craig “Ironhead” Heyward from those soap commercials (RIP),
“on a side note, didn't you also point out something incredibly brilliant about the character in the photo who's not Meadow Soprano?"

Sigh. Yes I did, faithful readers, YES I did!