Oh Come On People 😡

Along with the laughable milk jug I mentioned the other day, dafuck is going on with this toast - what kind of history's greatest monster cuts their toast in half BEFORE applying butter to it? And based on the sound, is this (curiously but maybe not so curiously large amount of) toast freezing cold? Who eats ice-cold toast? As in, the very definition of non-toast?

Jesus christ, a lot going on with this breakfast scene guys. I may need a minute here.