Dying & Doing the Right Thing

I have a funeral to go to tomorrow & twice in the last week I found myself (wherever I am I'm always there) asking people didn't funerals used to be on the weekends? Somehow I got it in my head that of course funerals were on the weekend since of course people work during the week, but I seem to have known this isn't the case back in 2010:

I would think that the most considerate day to die would be on a Monday. That way, the funeral's on Thursday. So your buddies have that day off, and then, why bother going into work just for one day the next day? So BAM! 4-day weekend. If you're a REALLY sweet guy, you'll put it into your will that you hafta be buried before 10am; that means everybody can have even more time to get outta town for a coupla days, have a nice relaxing vacation.