Dreams. I Have Them

Of course the odds of Dolly's exact thoughts here being "OMG IT'S AMAZING I LOVE BEYONCÉ SHE'S AMAZING!!" are somewhere between 100% and 100% but how great would it be if it turns out it's Dolly just fucking absolutely trashing Beyoncé's version? And I mean full-on straight-up racist shit, "I don’t need no low-rent (n-word) touching my fucking songs with her (insert some deep, deep down-home Pigeon Forge holler racist shit here) (a few more strings of flailing n-words here).

I mean of course it won't be…but how funny would that be?

POST SCRIPT: and no you can't accuse me of being racist myself here since I took the trouble to put the accent gravé on Beyoncé's name twice, now three times so now you tell me. 🤔🤷‍♂️