Something You Nice People Should Know About Me

ME FROM THE MOMENT OF MY BIRTH UP UNTIL 4 MINUTES AGO: "You know it's funny, I just don't like white chocolate 🤷‍♂️."

ME STARTING 4 MINUTES AGO: "Oh dear God and Jesus and his scrappy, lovable sidekick Baby Jesus please save me from myself please please please I am too weak 🙏🙏🙏🙏😬😬😬😬."