Let's Make a Deal

Trump’s obsessed with whatever he thinks being a man is, which has infected his entire cult with the idea of “manliness means being tough guy!” even if you’re obviously a big fucking pussy like Trump.

Meanwhile, John Mulaney hilariously wrestled three 14 year-old boys on his show’s finale.

So of course I’m now proposing why don’t we make a deal with Trump: a globally televised live event of him in the wrestling ring vs. three 14 year-old girls. If after three minutes he hasn’t begged for mercy from his ass-kicking then he gets to be King forever but if he DOES get his ass beat, he needs to go the fuck away forever, under punishment of immediate death. Or worse, another round in the ring with the girls.

LET’S MAKE THIS HAPPEN, AMERICA! 🇺🇸🕺