Tuesday, July 08, 2025

Questions. I Have Them.

WHEN πŸ‘ ARE πŸ‘ WE πŸ‘ GETTING πŸ‘ THE πŸ‘ LAST πŸ‘ DANCE-STYLE πŸ‘ 10-PART πŸ‘DOCUMENTARY πŸ‘ ON πŸ‘ THE πŸ‘ INCREDIBLY πŸ‘ BONKERS πŸ‘ INCREDIBLE πŸ‘ SEASON 5 πŸ‘ OF πŸ‘ BEVERLY πŸ‘ HILLS πŸ‘ 90210 πŸ‘ WE πŸ‘ ALL πŸ‘ KNOW πŸ‘ WE πŸ‘ DESERVE??????

"But Xmastime", you say in the voice of Craig “Ironhead” Heyward from those soap commercials (RIP), “just a year ago didn't you detail just SOME of the crazy shit that happened in that one magical season??"

Sigh. Yes I did, faithful readers, YES I did:

Is Season 5 of Beverly Hills 90210 the greatest tv season of all time? I mean ffs just at a quick glance we get:
The arrival of Valerie, the most cataclysmic addition to any cast since the shark in Jaws
The departure of Brenda byyyyyyyyyyyyye
Dylan's lost his fortune
Nobody cares but I guess we hafta mention Andrea has a baby
Brandon is dating Kelly behind Dylan's back in the world's mos...[READ MORE!]

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