Something You Should Know About Me

Sometimes I like to leave expired milk in my fridge so late at night when I open the door I can feel like I’m a 1980s hardboiled grizzled detective who just doesn’t have time in his busy freaking life to worry about buying some more freaking milk.

Also probably in fridge: empty Chinese food container & a light bulb. (anyone who gets this reference will get 6 minutes in heaven with Xmastime (I never give the full 7).