Advice for Young People. I Have It.

I don't consider myself to be a man of great wisdom and I don't think anybody ever looks to me for advice but as I see all the young people in my life growing closer to adulthood there's one piece of advice I would like to pass on to them: if you're running late for work just text that you have to go to the pharmacy - "running an errand" sounds unserious and "going to the doctor" sounds too serious, but a trip to the pharmacy is the Goldilocks Excuse in that it's serous enough to not arouse suspicion but not serious enough to make anyone care to ask any questions.

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