A few days ago I crossed my one-year mark as a member of the Panera Sip Club (Mr. Braggy McBraggerson, table for 1!) & it coincided with my first "where the fuck's my cup?" run since it all began; 3 times over the last 8 or so trips I've had to ask for my cup & the same guy always scrambles the jets to make sure I do, his own time & safety be damned, and while I find it charming (to be honest it’s the perfect opening I've been looking for re: talking to someone about just letting me use my own cup every time) it also cracks me up wondering if the kid’s just trying to hustle for a tip like my all-time fave Peter Leroy 🤗🤣🤣❤️ (see below oh that's right there's more!).
Unfortunately for him, my policy as a Panera Sip Club member (code name Sir Bragsalot!) is that I refuse to tip unless I do actually purchase something, for which I’m happy to tip like 50-60%, but I do really appreciate the effort. 👍🤗🕺
Once again unfortunately for him, as a Panera Sip Club member (greetings from Bragging Camp!) I think I’ve ordered something else there maybe twice throughout the entire year, but I do really appreciate the effort. 👍🤗🕺
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