XMAS RAP

As a 37 year-old white male I realize I need a way to reach "the kids", so I've been doing a little rapping and I just busted out these dope rhymes. It's a work in progress, here's the latest verse. Enjoy!

(previous verses HERE and HERE and HERE)

(guide to how to flow this slice HERE.)

SHORT STACK
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Yeah, yeah, yeahyeahyeahyeah Short Stack,
And they callin' you Palin
One whiff of you and my dick ain't failin'
You're Tokyo, and I'm Godzilla
Now back it up baby lemme drill-baby-drilla


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Short Stack (seriously I cannot hear him)
Short Stack (is this thing on?)
Short Stack (turn down that goddam tv so I can hear him!)
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