Why does potted meat come in such small cans? what the fuck...you're all excited cause you're like fuck, it's only 49 cents, then it turns out the portion is fucking smaller than what I'll generally lose underneath my fingernails during a meal. Wtf. Why can't we get the shit in a tub, like butter? Or in a tube like cookie dough? What the fuck are the troops even fighting for if they gotta come home to this shit? and anyone who knows that kid in the picture...lemme know. It's either some pre-pube kid in Nebraska excited about his nut hair coming in or Chloe Sevigny. Either way. Sock Party, table for 1.
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are you like a George Costanza....
A few weeks ago I bought a can of
"Underwood Deviled Ham" just for the "hell" of it...(little Satan dancing around with a pitchfork on the label)
I told my kids it was the stuff I had to take to lunch when I was a kid...spread on white bread.
How about that OTHER STUFF...in a tube...pink, from Oscar Mayer..oh, yes.."Sandwich Spread".
Lordy.
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