Today Short Bus and I were on the train and some dude waddled on that had to be 500 lbs. "Yeesh" we both thought. Then I saw that the dude only had one hand. "Good lord" I turned to Short Bus and said, "think of how big that fat fuck would be with two hands!"
Sigh.
(in my slim defense*, Short Bus laughed)
* pun intended
1 comment:
On no you didn't. Man you are going to H-E double L in a HAND basket just for that.
You don't have to be sick the way you are, man.
You need to repent and get right with big G. Don't go to Hell!
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