Ice Wins!

When it's as hot as it's been the last few days, I like to fill a glass up with as much ice as possible, fill it up with warm water and then wait for the water to be ice cold. I don't know; I guess I like the thought of cold winning out over hot. Hmm. Also on such hot days, I like to take the original long nails that were used to nail Christ to the cross, nail my head to the street and pray for the B61 to roll over my head like it's a fucking pumkin. Ugh.