Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Barackallah

I love that about 15% of people polled in this country actually think Obama is a Muslim. You can't turn on a camera in any of these red states without some chutterfuck walking up and saying that he's pretty sure Obama's a Muslim, right? And when they say "Muslim" they never imply "a follower of the religious faith of Islam, based on the words and religious system founded by the prophet Muhammad and taught by the Koran, the basic principle of which is absolute submission to a unique and personal god, Allah;" they of course mean "screaming and wailing sandni**er with a towel on his head desperately trying to blow up all of our holy Pizza Huts." For fuck's sake. McCain says he's Episcopalian...why should I believe that? Maybe I should find a camera "Oh, McCain? He's in the KKK right?" Then again, maybe I should pick a group that might offend his fan base.

And why stop at Muslim? why not go all the way - "Obama? Isn't he OJ?"

Not only does Obama wanna kill Americans, he wants to kill the hot blond ones!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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