Today's Douchebags

Morning talk show hosts need to knock if off with the huge cups of fucking coffee. Hey, I'm sorry I dragged you out of bed so early; what a shame you're getting like $5,000,000/year to sit there on tv and run your yap for a while about whatever you wanna. It's all you can do to slug some coffee to keep awake for me. Gee, that's tough, you really need your morning joe. Douchebags.