HOLY FUCKING SHIT

ATTENTION: Read THIS POST first if you haven't already.

So. All that fucking traumatizing flipping around for a particular line in that Stephen King book. A minute ago I went in to take a piss. As I'm want to do, I grab a book while I'm pissing, and it was the King book (as it is, after all, shiterature.) I grab the book, randomly flip it open and.........gee. After all that searching, after the book showing me that I am slowly slipping even more into the abyss of stupidity, GUESS WHAT FUCKING PASSAGE I RANDOMLY FUCKING FLIPPED TO??!?!?!?!?!?

Unreal. I swear to christ, I'm not even fucking kidding. I'm creeped out.

"Description begins in the writer's imagination, but should finish in the reader's." - Stephen King