Drugs!!!!

The timing of the Michael Phelps nonsense is funny to me, being as news is once again rolling out about Barry Bonds’ steroid case. On one side you have a guy who (might have, of course) took a drug that makes you bigger, faster, stronger, drives your competitive edge up wildly and makes you susceptible to “roid-rage”, wherein you go crazy and break chairs and eat live chickens, feathers clinging to the corners of your mouth. And on the other side, we have a guy who took a drug that makes you slow, sleepy, giggly and susceptible to eating whole bags of cookie dough. Oh yeah, and a woman who took drugs that made her susceptible to shitting out 8 human babies. Really, how much righteous indignation do I have to spread around here all at once? Christ. I'm only one (barely) man, people!!!!!